Opportunity Knocks

I'm flying to Washington D.C. tomorrow for a job interview! I've been talking with a friend who resides in the vicinity and who also happens to be a high school teacher with connections. He's convinced me to come out and interview for a position at some high school, so I'm obliging and gracing him with my company in the process. I'm very grateful to him for helping me out and being a good friend as well!

I'm going because I feel it could be an amazing opportunity, but I'm not making any decisions until I see how I feel about the situation. Oh and also the interview has to go well. Forgot that part of the deal. I do love D.C. very much, so if opportunity knocks, I have to decide if it's the right door to open. I'll of course let everyone know what happens in the choosing game. Wish me luck!

I'm Alive!

I'm alive! I can't believe it's been so long since I've posted. Hopefully it won't take so long for the next one. So much has happened I don't even know where to start! Let me think for a minute...Oh I know! Let's start with two amazing men who are going to make two amazing superheroes!

First up is Ryan Reynolds as the Green Lantern!

Last is Chris Evans as Captain America!

Awwww yeah! I can not wait to see these two kicking some ass! Or to see their asses in those costumes kicking some ass! It's just going to be a lot of ass and it's going to be pure bliss! God they're beautiful! Okay I'll stop drooling now so I can at least finish this post.

I'm going to try school again in January! I'm going to get my associates in Interior Design and then probably finish my bachelors at an out of state school. Preferably a school in California, but we'll see how things go. I'm just finishing up all the admission steps so I can register for classes. I'm kind of excited! I think it will be challenging and fun and allow me to express myself, but also bring joy to other people's lives, which is the best part. A guilty pleasure of mine is HGTV. I watch it all the time! My favorite part of every show is the reveal. I love seeing the client's reaction and the pure joy emanating from their whole being. It's inspiring! I've thought about Interior Design as a career for a long time so I'm finally going to give it a try. Wish me luck!

For those of you who didn't know, this fall I had a routine colonoscopy. Kind of embarrassing. I had to undergo this procedure because one day, out of the blue, my stomach started hurting like Hell! I was at work and had to leave early because I was in the bathroom so much. Even more embarrassing. This was a Sunday, so the only clinics open are InstaCare clinics. I waited forty-five minutes to see a damn doctor! I was pissed! Especially when the doctor told me there's nothing they can do for you here, so you need to go to the ER. I was even more pissed! So I go to the ER and spend six or seven hours there, going through the routine procedures. Getting poked endlessly so they could get the fucking IV in, drink the contrast for the CT Scan, lay around, go to the bathroom, lay around some more, go to the bathroom again, lay around, finally get the CT Scan, and wait some more to be told what the fuck is wrong with me only to find out the CT Scan couldn't show anything, but since there's blood in my stool I have to get a colonoscopy! Luckily throughout all this I had two great guys to help me out and I'm very grateful to them for being there for me. Anyway, I had the colonoscopy and the results from the biopsies were normal. Thank God! The report said it was just a bout of colitis and it will go away over time, but I swear my stomach hasn't been the same. Whatever. Effin' stomach.

Alright I'm all blogged out. I'll post again soon and as always, thanks for reading my insignificant poppycock! Hehe! I said cock.

Recent Happenings

Hi there! Allow me to reintroduce myself. I'm Nick and this is my blog. I'm going to stop apologizing for not posting regularly because frankly, I'll just post when I feel like it! So deal with it! Anywho...

Recent happenings in my life have been pretty good ones. I've been to Las Vegas again and loved it! I saw a show, drank to my hearts content, gambled a little, and even got some shopping done. I must say I bought some excellent clothes this time and no I did not spend hundreds of dollars on a single article of clothing! Go me!

I've booked a flight to Boston in August to go see some friends out there and I can't wait! I have a goal while there to not consume too much alcohol so I can remember most of the trip this time. What can I say? I think I'm becoming a lush.

I've been to three festivals. Pride Festival, Living Traditions Festival, and the Utah Arts Festival. All had nice things to offer, but I think my favorite would have to be the Utah Arts Festival. I just love it! Wish I could afford some of the fucking cool art. My room would be awesome!

I finally made it up to my hometown after a prolonged hiatus. It was great to get away, not drink for a weekend, see my family, and just relax! My little brother performed in a show, which was pretty fucking funny and I got to see an old high school buddy, which was great. I'm going to try to make it up there more often, but we'll see how my efforts unfold.

I had an amazing July 4th weekend! Friday night I went to Pure and had a blast. Saturday consisted of a family BBQ followed by a night out at Jam. Sunday I went to a pool party, went to another party, went to Jam, and then ended the morning in a hot tub and pool that were amazing for several reasons, which I'll let you imagine on your own! Don't be dirty either! You disgust me!

These happenings were filled with wonderful family and friends for whom I'm very grateful to have in my life!

California Cruisin'

I came home on Tuesday after an amazing week in California with my family. It was awesome and much needed! The only downside is I didn't get paid time off for the vacation, so I'm out of a weeks pay. Don't worry, if I need money I'll just panhandle. Anyway, we stayed at the Marriott Villas Resort in Newport Beach. I highly recommend them! We were able to rent our condo for $1600 for the whole week! You could comfortably fit eight people in one, which means I want to take a group of friends and rent one. Think of it! $200 a person for a week in California! Super cheap! It would be amazing. The resort has three pools and two hot tubs, which were very nice! It's basically on the beach and close to Disneyland. I loved it!

There are so many hot guys in California! I was going crazy! One fun thing about having an iPhone is the application called Grindr. It lets you see guys with iPhones and the app that are close to you and you can chat with them. Needless to say my Grindr was going to make my phone explode and my battery died several times over the course of the vacation. It drains your battery! Anyway it's always fun to use it because you can ask all the guys where the good restaurants and bars are located. It's very amusing.

I'll post pictures of the trip as soon as I load them to my computer. Promise. I know you want to see them so be patient.

Party 'Til You Drop

I don't remember some of the weekends in the past month due to my excessive thirst for alcohol. Well I shouldn't say thirst because that makes me sound like an alcoholic, which I'm not, so instead I'll say it is due to my not yet learned limits for alcohol intake. The reason I don't remember some of the weekends is because I blacked out quicker than you could say Supercalifragiwhosahoweveryouspellthisfuckofaword word. My problem is when drinking, I don't wait until I feel anything to have another drink, or four. So I drink and drink and drink and dri


Due to blacking out, Nick will be back with us when he regains consciousness. Please stay tuned.

Vanity

So I've decided I'm really sucking at posting and for that I apologize. I hope to get better at it! Anywho...what to blog about in this post?

My weekend was pretty eventful! Friday night I went to an open call for Elite Modeling/Pulse Management because my friend who is a scout for them suggested I come in. Just to keep this short I'll just say I am too short and didn't make the cut, but I was told I have an incredible face and if I wanted to I could have some good photos taken and bring them in and they would see what they could do for me. So there is still a chance! It was very flattering! I'll keep you up to date with what happens in that area.

Prior to this open call me and a friend decided to go to Las Vegas to do some shopping for some good clothes. Yes, I went to Vegas again. Yes, I loved it! Yes, I spent a lot of money! However, I got some amazing clothes and one item in particular I'm very glad I purchased...Okay, so I spent $300 on a Prada shirt! Don't judge me! It's amazing and yes, it was worth the drive back even though we had to pull over three times so we wouldn't fall asleep. We made it home safe! I did end up wearing a shirt I purchased to the open call and I must say I looked quite handsome in it. I'm a little vain, just deal with it. Needless to say I won't be going to Vegas for a while. At least not until June. Better save more money!

Saturday...hmm...I don't remember too much of Saturday because I was so drunk! All I know is I had an amazing time and I talk a lot when I'm drunk and I'm very friendly. I really need to learn when to stop because it would be nice to remember at least one weekend!

New Best Friend

I think it was about a month ago when Sexy decided he wanted to get a dog, so we went to the Humane Society to see what dogs were there and possibly which one he would bring home. We walked through the building a few times looking at all the dogs and there were so many! It's sad to see so many animals without a home, but we knew one of the dogs would be going home with him.

Sexy's roommate was with us and we all said which dogs were our top three choices and one dog was on all three of our lists, so we got him out to walk around a little bit and see how he warmed up to us. He was adorable and the most chill dog I've ever met. After chilling with him for a while Sexy decided he was the one and brought him home!

The poor dog was nervous for the first week or so, but he's doing much better in his new home and he's so much fun! He is a Chihuahua and Dachsund mix. One ear sticks up and the other one is floppy and he has a bushy tail. He runs really funny, but he's adorable!

The shelter had named him Danny, but we didn't like that name and couldn't think of one for a few days until the little guy stood on his hind legs and hopped a little. I guess Sexy's roommate said he looked like a little joey, so they decided to name him Joey after a baby kangaroo.

I tried to get a good picture of him, but couldn't until he was asleep, so here he is!

Crazy Weekend

This last weekend was insane! The Halloween party on Friday was great fun with a lot of great people. The only problem I had at the party was some guy dressed up as The Joker in the nurses outfit from Dark Knight. He would not leave me alone no matter how many times I told him I was taken! Needless to say I was groped several times throughout the night and I totally should have punched him in the face or gave him a swift kick between the legs. That would have taught him a lesson! Now it was flattering at first that The Joker was interested in me, but I got tired of it real quick. Besides basically being raped, I really enjoyed the party and seeing everyone's costumes. Halloween is so much fun! But that was just the beginning of the foolishness.

Now, I'm not going to go into too much detail about the events that occurred Saturday night so as to save certain individuals from death by embarrassment, but I'll give you enough that your imaginations can run wild!

It all started with a little pill called Ambien. I didn't participate in the consumption of said pill because I was so fucking tired already, but eveyone else present took one or two. Now combine Ambien with alcohol and you're in for a night of folly!

After I went to bed but couldn't fall asleep I made the mistake of going back downstairs into the chaos. All I'm going to say is one person got completely naked and some people had a little fun. Like I said, I'll let you imagine.