Team Edward

With the world's current obsession with all things undead I've decided to dedicate a post to the one undead who's captured the hearts of millions of girls, women, and some men. Although many would claim a certain furry alternative is a better choice, I still stand next to the pale-skinned, sparkles in the sun vampire, Mr. Edward Cullen, played by Robert Pattinson. He's the one who started it all and in my opinion Robert Pattinson is far sexier than Taylor Lautner. I'm not saying Mr. Lautner is not attractive, he's extremely attractive! I just think Robert Pattinson's unique looks give him an edge Taylor Lautner lacks. Not to mention Robert Pattinson is English, which adds even more to his appeal.

Yes, Pattinson can look like he just woke from a drunken night of fun sometimes, but look at this year's Sexiest Man of the Year, Johnny Depp. He's not the most attractive man, but there's an appeal to him that draws people to him. He dresses funny, has had his fair share of weird hairstyles and fashion sense, but people can't get enough. Johnny Depp is sexy in a way no one else is and I think Robert Pattinson falls into that category as well. There's just something about him.

So I am all for Team Edward! At least the man who portrays him. And what's a post without some pictures? Hope you enjoy them!

Preggers

So as many people do, they wait until Thanksgiving to tell their families some really good news or some really bad news. Luckily the news I heard this Thanksgiving was good news! One of my sisters is pregnant with her second kid! I'm so excited! I'm hoping for a nephew this time around since it's been 14 years since my last nephew was born, but if I end up with another niece I'll love her just the same.

My pregnant sister's daughter came in wearing a shirt with the words "Big Sister" on it. She was waiting to see how long it would take people to notice and of course my little brother was the first one, but only because my niece went to him first! So that's how we found out my sister's pregnant. I'm glad I didn't drop a particular bombshell on family, but it will happen eventually I'm sure. And when it does I'm hoping for a small explosion, not a nuclear one.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Since Thanksgiving is only two days away I've decided to share some things I'm grateful for in my life and hope that you all will take time to reflect on things you're thankful for and to tell all those you love that you're grateful for them and love them!

I'm very grateful for my family. I love being with them and they make me happy, especially my little nieces. They are the cutest! The last few months have been kind of difficult around my family because I haven't told all of them about myself and my liking of men, my drinking, and all around debauchery. Haha! My family's Mormon and I grew up Mormon so it's made things hard and any of you who grew up with a religious background can probably relate. Anyway I'm just grateful for them and I hope things will go well between us in the future.

I'm grateful for One Note Short. You know him better as Sexy! He's an amazing guy! He makes me laugh and my days are better when I'm around him. I'm grateful he plays nerdy computer games and is goofy because I'm the same way! He puts up with me when I can be a pain in the ass. I could say a million more things, but I'll just say I love him very much! And he's damn sexy!

I'm grateful for all of my friends because there's never a dull moment when I'm with them. Love you guys! And girls!

I'm grateful for my job and where I live. I've been very lucky being able to hold onto a job when many others are struggling through this difficult time.

I'm grateful for the simple things in life! The little things that make you happy like a hug or a smile or even a nice cold beer! Mmmm!

So there's a few things I'm grateful for! I hope you all have a Happy Thanksgiving! And don't worry about eating too much food. That's what New Year's resolutions are for!

Long Overdue

I apologize for taking so long to post anything! Hopefully this post will make up for my slacker ways.

So I went to Texas with Sexy and his coworker last week since they were both down there for business and were going to get a day off. Our plan was to go to Six Flags on their day off, but alas it was closed in preparations for the holidays, so we spent the day eating lunch at the Stock Yards in Fort Worth followed by a lovely shopping adventure in the Galleria of Dallas.

The Stock Yards are a unique historic section of Fort Worth where they've transformed the holding pens of the animals into little shops and restaurants. The streets are cobblestone, which I love, and there were perfomers riding around on horses cracking their whips. One horse would even smile for a picture, but the guy cracked the whip so much and hard, we didn't dare get close for a shot for fear of being decapitated. We wanted to see some event that was happening, but didn't want to wait. I think it was a cattle run. Anyway, when we were done at the Stock Yards we drove to a great mall in Dallas.

The mall in Dallas was full of hotties and amazing stores. I bought a shirt from Zara and one from Armani Exchange and had to contain myself so I wouldn't spend hundreds maybe even thousands of dollars (that I don't have) on amazing clothes. I love shopping, but I try not to do it too much.

For the rest of the vacation I just relaxed in the hotel. It was so nice not to do anything for awhile! I did hate leaving the 70 degree weather and returning to 40 degree weather though, but oh well. What can you do?

TGIF!

Thank God this week is finally over! It seems to have gone as slow as a gay man getting ready in the morning (like me). It took forever! I don't take forever all the time, just some days. I think I have OCD. Anyway, I'm just glad it's the weekend and here are a few reasons why I'm looking forward to it:

1. I'm going on a date with Sexy this weekend and I can't wait!

2. My roommate's doing a photo shoot with me so I can make a portfolio and give modeling a shot. I have an old friend from high school who talked me up to his friend at a talent agency and the guy contacted me, which I thought was pretty cool. I think it will be fun! If the guys thinks I'm any good, he wants me to come to a photo shoot with him. I'll let you know what happens.

3. I get to go to a friend's birthday party, which means I get to go dancing, which means I'm so excited I might just have to change my pants.

I think that sounds like a pretty damn good weekend! I'll write about any memorable moments next week. Have a good weekend!

Crazy Weekend

This last weekend was insane! The Halloween party on Friday was great fun with a lot of great people. The only problem I had at the party was some guy dressed up as The Joker in the nurses outfit from Dark Knight. He would not leave me alone no matter how many times I told him I was taken! Needless to say I was groped several times throughout the night and I totally should have punched him in the face or gave him a swift kick between the legs. That would have taught him a lesson! Now it was flattering at first that The Joker was interested in me, but I got tired of it real quick. Besides basically being raped, I really enjoyed the party and seeing everyone's costumes. Halloween is so much fun! But that was just the beginning of the foolishness.

Now, I'm not going to go into too much detail about the events that occurred Saturday night so as to save certain individuals from death by embarrassment, but I'll give you enough that your imaginations can run wild!

It all started with a little pill called Ambien. I didn't participate in the consumption of said pill because I was so fucking tired already, but eveyone else present took one or two. Now combine Ambien with alcohol and you're in for a night of folly!

After I went to bed but couldn't fall asleep I made the mistake of going back downstairs into the chaos. All I'm going to say is one person got completely naked and some people had a little fun. Like I said, I'll let you imagine.

Halloween!

This is a photo from the Halloween party I went to. There's Mario, Princess Peach, and myself as Toad next to Sexy as Max from "Where the Wild Things Are". It was a blast, but I was freezing! I'll write a little bit in my next post about the rest of the crazy weekend.