Humongous Fungus

I finally found a costume for Halloween! I'll give you one guess what it is. Any guesses? No?

Well I'm not going to tell you. You're just going to have to wait for some pictures or something. I'll just hint that it has something to do with the title of this post. I think it's going to be awesome and I can't wait for the party to show it off!

Just so you know it snowed today. It was a fucking blizzard and it's only October! What's up with that? Better get out the winter coats.

Common Courtesy Anyone?

I've noticed a trend lately, specifically when I'm driving, that many people don't notice common courtesy when they see it. The specific event I'm referring to is when another driver has failed to turn their headlights on and is driving in the dark begging to be broadsided.

I've probably passed 5 or 6 vehicles in the last month that haven't had their headlights on and like I was taught in Driver's Education, I flashed my brights at them as a signal to turn on their lights. Not one of them turned their lights on! In fact, almost every driver looked at me as if they were looking at a dumb ass! I'm not the dumb ass moron! I'm the one that's potentially saving your life and the life of the person/persons in the car that you'll hit because you don't have your fucking headlights on!

Anyway, if someone flashes their brights at you when you're passing them, check to see that your lights are on. Be a smart driver. Be safe and help others be safe. Just a thought.

My Birthday Rocks

Today I did a little thing on Facebook that tells you which celebrities share your birthday and I was pleasantly surprised! Here they are in all their glory!

Ryan Phillippe

Colin Firth
Mikey Way
Guy Ritchie

and Johnathan Schaech

Damn! No wonder I have such an awesome birthday! And you never know, maybe one day I'll join their ranks of awesomeness. Oh! Our wonderful birthday is September 10.

Happy Hump Day!

Happy Hump Day everyone! I hope you can all make it to Friday unscathed. I can't wait until Friday because that's when I get to see Sexy again! In celebration of Hump Day here is something to make you smile! Enjoy!

Adventure Awaits

Today is the day I begin the journey to a clean room. It's going to be long, dirty, and dangerous. Some new threat will await at every turn, but I will defeat them! I will not fail...

Okay, so maybe I've been playing a little too much World of Warcraft, but today is the day I'm going to start the long chore of cleaning my room. Before I do though, I'm going to the doctor to finally see about getting on some medication. That might seem a little too personal to be putting on here, but for some reason the more I tell myself that I'm doing it, the less nervous I am about trying it out. I am nervous about medication, but I will let you know how things work out.

Medication for what you ask? It's none of your damn business so don't ask! Oh and thanks for reading my blog.

Maid Monday Continued

I just went and got some food for lunch and my car is just as bad as my room! Why do I do this to myself?! Why?! It's embarrassing.

Maid Monday

Today is Monday and I really wish I had a maid. Why do I wish I had a maid? Having a maid would mean I don't have to clean my room. It's a fucking disaster! I usually don't mind cleaning and in fact, I quite enjoy it sometimes, but my room has gotten out of control. It's overwhelming, and I don't know where to start!

Do I start with the Mount Everest of laundry, the Sahara of dust, or the 20,000 Leagues of mail/bills that has been collecting over the last month or more? I might not make it out alive! If you don't see a post for a while, you'll know the worst happened. I'll probably be eaten by a Yeti, killed by some undiscovered giant sand worm, or be dragged to Davy Jones' Locker by the Kraken. Wish me luck and pray that I'll return.

Over It

I am over being sick! This is the third day and I'm still not feeling my best. I am feeling better though, so that's a good thing. Instead of my whole body aching only my head and throat are killing me. Hopefully they will stop soon. Anyway it's time to catch up!

So a couple of posts ago I said I would explain why my head was hurting so much, but I can only remember one reason for it and it was because some rich bastard who drives a Mercedes was complaining about the 75 cents he had to pay to fill his tires with air. Needless to say, when he was done using the air he was still throwing a tantrum like a five year old girl who never got her Barbie Doll for Christmas and his Mercedes was hit by a truck! Of course he says it wasn't his fault, but no one saw it so no one really knows. I say it was his fault just because he's a wealthy dumb ass who thinks everyone has to wait on him hand and foot and give him whatever he wants. Why do so many rich people complain about so many things? And it seems like the things they do complain about are the most insignificant ones they shouldn't even think twice about! Crazy fucks! I'm over rich people, unless they are genuinely nice.

Shoo Flu!

I have the flu. It sucks, but I'll get over it. Sexy has it too, along with his friend and his roommate. I guess it's going around. As soon as I feel up to it I will catch up on my posts.

Can't Compute

I was in the middle of writing a new post but couldn't finish because my head is fucking pounding, so when it stops I will try again. In my post you will find out why my head is pounding so damn hard. Stay tuned...