Killer Concert

As you know Saturday was the night of The Killers Concert and it was an amazing show! General admission tickets and an early arrival brought us in very close proximity with the wonder that is Brandon Flowers. Holy shit he's beautiful!

Anyway after their opening number they were told to get off stage because of some technical problem. People were pissed! But better for them to be able to put on a good show and be safe, right? And put on a damn good show they did! Brandon's singing was flawless and so was his choice of clothing. I don't think I've ever seen pants so tight. It looked like his legs were painted black and let's just say that he seems to be very well endowed. You know what I mean. Sexy and I were drooling all night! Huge bulge on a very sexy, talented guy. Who could ask for more?

Despite the distraction of Brandon's pelvic region we managed to actually watch the concert and enjoy it. My favorite song was their last one, "All These Things That I've Done". They shot off confetti from canons during the song and it was awesome!

So even though the place was full of fucking idiots, namely one Hispanic male I wanted to beat the living daylights out of and that we were deaf for twenty minutes after, it was an enjoyable evening. Totally worth the money.

Music to My Ears

I recently received an iTunes giftcard for my birthday and a few days ago decided to finally use it. I even spent a little more than the giftcard was worth because there has been so much good music released! These new purchases have made me very happy so I've decided to share some of them with you and hope you'll check them out.

When September Ends

I can't wait for September to end! Usually I love September because I love Fall and it's the month of my birth, but this September has sucked pussy. I'm not trying to be a downer, but God it needs to end. By the end of the month I will have seen Sexy for less than half the month! It sucks for both of us. Sexy just makes things better and I miss their stinkin' guts! I need to get used to it though because that's what Sexy's job entails.

Trying to be optimistic there are a couple of good things about this September, first of all being I've started singing in a choir again and secondly, I get to see The Killers in concert with Sexy and I can't wait!

Deseret Chamber Singers

Last night was my first rehearsal with the Deseret Chamber Singers and it was fucking amazing! It's been almost 3 years since I've been in a choir and it felt so good to be singing again! Plus many of my friends are in the choir as well, which makes it even more fun.

The nice thing about DCS is they only rehearse once a week and only have a few concerts each season. It happens to work very well with my schedule, which makes me a very happy man. I love singing! I will let you know when the finalized concert dates are and hope you will come hear us.

Redneck/White Trash Festivities

This past weekend I had the joy of going back home to Brigham City, Utah. It was the weekend of the annual Peach Day's Celebration, which includes a parade, a shitload of booths, really unhealthy food, delicious dutch oven peach cobbler, and all the redneck/white trash folks anyone could ever ask for. I don't mean to be rude, but damn there were a lot of them there! How did I grow up there without realizing it? All the girls with their big ass hair that makes them look like some mutated human being that could use their telekinetic powers to destroy civilization as we know it with what you think is their gigantic brains, but turns out to be only their god damn big ass hair! I'm sorry girls, but if you think big ass hair is attractive, think again. You look deformed. You are bimbos, as one of my high school teachers expertly classified you. The bigger your hair, the bigger the bimbo. Brigham City is full of bimbos, so if you have a phobia of bimbos, which I think I'm starting to get, I suggest you stay clear of the city limits. I'm so glad I don't live in Brigham City anymore, but all the bimbos aside I had a really enjoyable time with my family and love them dearly!

Fall Movies I Want to See

There's one thing I love to do and that is going to the movies, especially if it's a long anticipated film. I love the packed theater and the anticipation in the air. I love when everybody screams, laughs, or cries at the same time. It makes the movie more enjoyable when everybody in the audience is on the same wavelength.

I love movies that hold me in awe or inspire me. Movies that make me feel something deep. So since I love movies so much I decided to share with you my 10 most anticipated movies this Fall. They're in no particular order.

1. 9 - The new film produced by Tim Burton. Looks very unique and has a great cast.

2. The Road - Based on the book by Cormac McCarthy who wrote No Country for Old Men.

3. New Moon - Sequel to Twilight featuring Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen. Mmmm.

4. Fame - A remake musical that I'm sure will make a lot of people famous.

5. Where the Wild Things Are - Based on the children's book that I loved as a child.

6. New York, I Love You - If you saw Paris, Je T'aime and loved it like I did you should see this. It's the same idea.

7. Nine - Not to be confused with 9. This one's a musical with an amazing cast.


8. Extract - A comedy with Jason Bateman. Enough said.

9. The Informant - Stars Matt Damon. Enough said.

10. Precious - A film that got great praise at Sundance. Has Mariah Carey in it.

I encourage you to watch the trailers for any of these films if they pique your interest at all.

Worst Lunch

So today for lunch I decided to get something besides the usual gas station shit I eat everyday because I manage a gas station and the food's just there. On my way back from the bank I decide that a Market Fresh Sandwich from Arby's sounds delicious and that's what I'll have for lunch.

I drive to the speaker box where you place your order and the guy asks me if I want to try one of their cool new foods. I didn't even understand what the hell he was saying so I asked him what he had said. He then says can I take your order in an exasperated tone. Don't get mad at me you bastard! You're the one that needs to talk with more annunciation! I proceed to place my order, which was a number 16 with a Dr. Pepper. I tell him a medium-sized combo meal is fine. He gives me the total and I pull around to the window.

The girl at the window, who did not take my order, was very friendly. I pay, get my food and drive off. This is where I made the mistake of not checking my order until I got back to work. I sit down to enjoy a delicious, fresh, healthy sandwich when what to my surprise is in the bottom of the brown bag? A huge greasy, probably been sitting under the heat lamp for hours beef and cheddar sandwich. Agh! I was pissed, but didn't have time to go back because I had too much to do at work today. So I told myself that it was fine and just eat the damn thing because you're hungry! I try to grab the thing out of the plastic holder it was in, but couldn't without my hands getting cheesed on. So I have cheese all over my hands by the time I take my first bite. There was so much fucking cheese on the thing that the whole sandwich wouldn't stay together! It kept sliding around getting sauce and cheese all over my face and hands. Gross! I probably looked like a toddler eating spaghetti or something because of the mess. Hell!

Finally I gave up because the bun disappeared faster than the rest of the sandwich and decided to just drink my Dr. Pepper. Thank God for Dr. Pepper. I shouldn't drink it because it's horrible for you, but we all do things that are horrible for us, right? So the point of this shit for a post is don't go to the Arby's in Draper unless you want to hire a maid to clean up a fucking disaster.